Gardeners Lament

I was outside today enjoying the global warming that finally decided to visit us and doing some yard work. I was digging up the garden when I thought of a story that I must have heard years before about a gardener who had a garden full of grass and a lawn full of weeds. His solution to the problem was brilliant. He started mowing the garden and dug up the lawn to plant a garden. Unfortunately a year later not much had changed because the new garden was full of grass and the new lawn was full of weeds.